Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Bye bye Miracles, ROCK ON SHAMU ROCKS!


Throughout the years,
I've slept through it
I've countdown through it
I've watch fireworks from stadiums and more places
I've watch fireworks from the TV with my family
I've celebrate it with my friends
but most of the time I'm celebrating my friends' birthday
which, unfortunately this year I was not able to
Oh ya, Happy Birthday to William and WaiSon,
even I know you guys don't read this crap site.
Why this year is different?
Because I'm going to work through the new years,
PEOPLE, it's new years eve, DON"T COME SEAWORLD
I FREAKING WANT TO WATCH SHAMU ROCKS!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Me recently like-ky de songs


New songs : Listen to this a few times, you'll start to like

Old song : didn't like it last time... don't know why

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Cheap dao...

Yesterday When I was working in Shamu Stadium at night for the miracle show...
I saw this asian couple, I'm not sure where they are from but my guess is Korean
They sat in the front row and pretty much smack in the middle of the stadium
After they got the place, the girl went up and out of the stadium for an extended period of time...
I thought she was going to get ponchos for them since she was asking around where to get it
But when she got back she got like... around 6-7 big seaworld merchandise plastic bags.
To my suprise, they actually started to make holes in the bags and wear it!
The ang moh behind them was looking at them, their reaction was like don't know want to laugh at them or pity them.
This is how they look like after the whole plastic bag thingy
1 plastic bag for the torso, which they make it like a T-shirt and wore it like 1
1 plastic bag for the hip-butt, just imagine a shirt....
Cheap dao... and every miracle there's a saxophone performance which the cameras capture and put it on the big screen so everyone can see, and they are right beside the guy.
I think the saxophone guy notice them and straight away stand away from them.
=.= Oh well, at least they didn't throw the plastic bag on the ground, so I don't need to pick them up.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Oh Lan Dou

Christmas is coming
The Holiday is near
People from all around the world coming
To Seaworld Orlando
Inside the Shamu Stadium
People are squeezing in
To see the freaking show
That only last for half an hour
While the employees avoid getting wet
The audience seek to be drench
by the salt water with waste of the a dozen killer whales

I'm amazed by the people here
Cause it seems to me
that they bought the food and drinks
such as popcorn, ice cream, candy, beer and sodas
just to throw on the floor
or behind the seats

I'm dreading the days after Christmas
Which they say is going to a nightmare
As every show is going to pack
stadium pack to the brim
we have to stop people going in
without offending them
as they curse, spit, yell and !@#$*
We have to smile back and say we're sorry
I hope I can survive thru this holiday season >.<
without losing any limb and my job

Sien dao

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Erm...Okay....

Today at work,
I was working at the entrance of my area,
my job was to count the people coming in and to greet them,
so normally people will seek answers from the people working there...
They'll ask
"Where's the washroom", "Where's the exit", "Where am I", " How do I..."

Today I get to heard a new question, which is totally unexpected,
"Can you ask her is she hungry?"
WTF!

These couple, angmoh guy holding hands with a chinese aunty,
who pass by me asked me "Where's the nearest place to eat"
After I answer they mai starting to walk towards the direction I mention,
then I notice they looking back at me after a few moments,
I mai approach them lo since they like confuse, I thought they don't understand my directions,
Then the angmoh ask me "Are you chinese?",
In my head "wtf, can't you see? So what if I am?", but I just answer yes and nod my head.
Then the chinese auntie started to talking to me in mandarin with these heavy china slang,
"你会国语吗?"
I was like " Erm.... 我会讲华语的"

I thought the angmoh guy and the china auntie will going to talk to each other about me....
when suddenly
"Can you ask her is she hungry?"
. . .
I literally pause for like 5-10 seconds trying to digest that question...
He was looking at me curiously, so I thought the guy was just jerking me around...
So I ask her anyways, " 他问你你的肚子饿吗?"
she answered " 不饿"
I mai tell the guy " She says she's not hungry"
The moment the guy nods, the auntie ask me "你问他的肚子饿吗?"
Lolz, I mindlessly ask the guy and he also answer no and I told he auntie in Mandarin.
Then they started to hold back each others hands and walk towards the restaurants...

They're gone, so I went back to my post....
Standing there, digesting what just happen...
A few minutes later... CLICK~! WHAT THE FUCK!....
They are holding hands and they need other people to ask each other whether the other hungry or not...SHIT! FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!
I was standing there laughing, and the people around me thought I was crazy...
That really made my day, no no no, that can last me for the whole week...

Haha, that's what you get when your a chinese guy who speaks mandarin, cantonese, and english working in a tourism attraction in US... too bad I can't speak korean and japanese >.<

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Try This Game ^^

Highly recommended for guyz >.<
Oh ya, turn up the volume ^^

http://www.anacondasnakegame.com/

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Monday, October 13, 2008

Y3S2 Week 13 : random photos



Ya, I know what you people thinking after the 2 photos
"What the hell was the idiot trying to capture in photo?"
Well, open the photos in original size, and zoom near the Kancil....
You'll see...
Note : My phone's camera sucks, so the the thing won't be clear

Those are not my blood, well at least I think is not mine.
Killed a couple of mosquitoes in a classroom and this is what I get....
Aged blood mosquitoes oozes...

CNC project... Here not so nice, haven't cut the bottom part and clean it up yet.
vlzy took photos of the finish de...
Hope the tutor will return this >.<
Wasted whole day, skipping labs just to finish this thing...

Ha, normal scene before finals. For me at least...
Should have done it last week or the one before it...
But... oh well... it's still not too late
It's only WEEK 13!!!!!!!!!!


Sunday, October 12, 2008

Ramblings

The speed of my internet has been all time low lately,
and from what I heard, I'm not alone.
People from Pchng and USJ all facing the same problem,
but when you complain it to the TM company,
they'll consistently tell you something similar to this,
"The speed of your internet connection from here is accordingly to what your subscribe to"
and if you continue to bug them, they'll say
"Please check your internet connection speed with our internet speedometer on our website, after that only contact us again."
The thing is, I've been trying to measure my internet speed for a few years using that service they provided, but the only time I was successful was during the 1st-2nd years I start using Streamyx, and I'm consider one of the earliest subscribers, well at least for my area la.
When you tell them that you can't meassure, forever they say
"Please try again later or the next day."
=.= Dulan....

Maybe TM knows that exams is near and is cutting down the internet speed to discourage students to waste time on internet and start studying...
Nah, they got so nice, I become Buddha lo...

Monday, October 6, 2008

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Uncle oh uncle...


Who the hell is the guy? He is
  1. An uncle who brought his whole family to make some documents.
  2. A guy with thick specs and mustache
  3. An apek
  4. An imbecile
  5. immoral
  6. blind
  7. deaf
  8. brainless
  9. even dumber than a 3 year old kid
  10. did I mention imbecile?
Why le... This uncle went to the government office and just stand in front of the door, ignoring the long long queue, if it's only him I don't mind since he is a senior citizen ( and some how emitting the aura of uneducated moronic unreasonable bastard), he ushered his whole family to queue with him. Even after people told him to queue up, he just shakes his head. Oh well, luckily he so damn dumb he was having some problem filling the forms, oh sorry, just 1 page of form. So we should pity him.

Oh, by the way, his family was reluntant to queue with him, and his sons was lining up like a NORMAL PERSON, and they are not even 18 yet.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008













Sunday, August 24, 2008

Annoying...

Whole family gathered to watch the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics.
Watch very shuang, the choreography of massive amount of people synchronize to form those amazing patterns, keeping you on the edge of your seat ( or floor) , wondering what the hell those chinese going to do next...

Then suddenly... "XXXXXX, the proud sponsor of the Olympics...."

WTF! And it's not only once, but more than half a dozen times.
The most geram part is, they manage to time the commercials in crucial parts.

Apalah, if the cut of parts like the one where 6 dunno who the are ladies singers singing in high pitch, or even the part the flags are coming coming out, never mind lo... I think some of the performance from London de was cut out...

Furthermore, they always dwell for some time after the fireworks. WTF, who the hell want to see the smokes after the fireworks, go straight back to the performance la. People practice till so sen fu, perform till do nice, don't televise them to the world, kelian dao them.

Haiz, don't care adi, see internet got any other version of the closing ceremony.

For now I have this to say
To those commercial owners, I know you spend lot so you have a slot in those time, but I think it has the inverse effect on people, till where people hear the name they get annoyed.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Photos Random dao...

Haha, just notice that my camera and hand phone got a lot of rubbish.
Let me share the rubbish >.<

Pancake lizard (Poor thing was shading itself under my tire)

Genting Atmosphere in a Botol ( Suk sui liao)

Decapitated Fly ( in mid air by my nail )

Uni Student during finals ( Please don't zoom in )

Rumah Papan on wheels ( Malaysia Boleh! )

Ketchup nutty. ( Actually got Thai sos also)


Secret floor (M.I.B. just setup a base in Uni?)

Stupid frog. Should have left it there till my sis saw it >.<

Sunday, July 13, 2008

End of 2008 Mid year Holiday =.=

The holiday past by quite fast, with me not doing much productive stuff.
I didn't even really clean out my computer hard disk, now it still displaying "THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!"
Been thinking, Buy new or replace? Oh well, that just have to wait till year end.
Can't wait to try out some games when I got the new comp, Diablo III, Starcraft II...
But first of all, MONEY! I Need Freaking Money to buy a computer able to run those ridiculously high spec required games...

Oh ya, I got a freaking HD! YADAAAA!!! First HD since Y1S1...
And I manage to pass all the freaking units. HD, D, C, P.
I read liao the SMS thought send to wrong person >.<

Huh, Monday sem start liao. Sien dao...
Even the timetable more than 85% auto allocate.
Oh well, I should be thankful none of the auto allocate ones till after 5pm.

Hungry dao... Should have eat more just now.
Home nothing eat, far from any stall some more.
Haiz...

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Update on the trailer accident

Official reports on the trailer accident at the puchong traffic light junction from The Star....

Monday, June 30, 2008

Traffic Accident involving 14 vehicles

Today I heard that there's an accident at the Puchong Jaya big traffic light juntions, just before IOI mall, that's causing huge jams everywhere.... I have no idea how bad it was till I search online...
Here's some photos from lowyat.net







I really don't know what to say about this
This accident is really bad....
It's a freaking trailer "lost control" ( according to berita harian)

Monday, June 23, 2008

Huh... 笨到

Last sunday after
Drove to play basketball
On the way
A lady driver, waiting at the traffic light... normal
She cut the long cue of cars and became one of the first cars at the traffic light junction.... normal
Hell... She even signal where she want to turn to....

BUT!!!SHE WAS NOT AT THE RIGHT LANE!

I know they are famous for "their" stupidity driving skills around here... but to cut cue and stop at the traffic light in the opposite lane, That's just freaking absurd...

And the cars in front pass by her like is a normal thing...

I didn't saw that coming... Nearly bang the damn idiot from front, luckily my car is small and agile and avoid "it". ( Yes, now I referring the driver as IT! As she doesn't poses a spec of brain in her hollow covered head!)

Huh... I really "bo rasa" adi... How the hell it was able to pass its driving test, it can not understand the big big white arrow on the road... Now I even doubt she can even see...

Oh well, I just that it get into accidents soon enough so I won't get hit by it..

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Holiday Liao !


This post is just to get on people's nerves... >.<

Sunday, May 18, 2008

A lil something...

Friday night, my sister show me this video. Oh ya, Please turn up the volume... It's not something to scare you la don't worry.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Great tool to induce panic and stress


I really was going to do what the bunny was doing... Why? Scroll down....


















I know there must be some people who are involve in this still won't get the picture from those 4 countdowns... Here's some more to stimulate those people...

I imagine those people like me saw this will be like
^^ Good luck

Saturday, May 3, 2008

TRC3200 MatLab Programming Assignment : Virtual Planar Rotating Extending Robotic arms

function rotextarmf(rot,ext)

x1 = [ 1 1 0 -1 -1];
y1 = [ -1 5 5 5 -1];

x2 = [ .5 .5 0 -.5 -.5];
y2 = [ 0 5 5 5 0 ];

b1 = [x1;y1];
b2 = [x2;y2];

if ext>max(b1)
warning('Extension limit exceeded');
end

%rot = 135;
%ext = 4;

[b1 b2] = stopmotionrotation(rot,b1,b2);

[b1 b2] = stopmotionextenstion(ext,b1,b2);

end
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function varargout = stopmotionrotation(rot,b1,b2)

step = 1;

if rot<0
step = -step;
end

for i = 0:step:rot-step

pistep = step * pi/180;

b1 = rotation(b1,pistep);
b2 = rotation(b2,pistep);

draw2box(b1,b2);

pause(0.0001)

end

varargout{1} = b1;
varargout{2} = b2;

end
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function m = rotation(b1,r)

c = cos(r);
s = sin(r);

z = size(b1);
S = z(1,2);

r1 = [ c -s 0 0; s c 0 0; 0 0 1 0; 0 0 0 1];

m = [b1; ones(1,S); ones(1,S)];

m1 = r1 * m;

m = m1(1:2,1:5);

end
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function draw2box(b1,b2)

clf;hold on;

axis square
grid on

fill(b2(1,:),b2(2,:),'r');
fill(b1(1,:),b1(2,:),'b');

rectangle('Position',[-.5 -.5 1 1],'Curvature',[1 1],'FaceColor','k');

line([-10 10],[0 0], 'LineStyle', ':','Color','k');
line([0 0],[-10 10],'LineStyle', ':','Color','k');

theta = atan(b1(2,3)/b1(1,3));
text(-8, -8, ['\bfDegrees = ',num2str(theta*180/pi),' deg']);

x = b2(1,3) - b1(1,3);
y = b2(2,3) - b1(2,3);
text(-8, -9, ['\bfExtension = ',num2str(sqrt(x^2+y^2)),' unit']);

bx = b2(1,3);by = b2(2,3);

if sign(bx)<0
t1x = bx - 1;
t2x = bx - 1;
else
t1x = bx + 1;
t2x = bx - 1;
end

if sign(by)<0
t1y = by - 1;
t2y = by - 2;
else
t1y = by + 1;
t2y = by + 2;
end

text(t1x, t1y, ['\bf(',num2str(bx),',',num2str(by),')']);
text(t2x, t2y, ['\bfCoordinate:']);

end
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function varargout = stopmotionextenstion(ext,b1,b2)

step = 0.1;

for i = 0:step:ext-step

b2 = extension(step,b2);

draw2box(b1,b2);

pause(0.0001)

end

varargout{1} = b1;
varargout{2} = b2;

end
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function m = extension(ext,b1)

theta = atan(b1(2,3)/b1(1,3));

X = ext * cos(theta);
Y = ext * sin(theta);

if b1(1,3)<0
X = -X;
Y = -Y;
end

t = [1 0 0 X; 0 1 0 Y;0 0 1 0 ;0 0 0 1];

s = size(b1);
S = s(1,2);
m0 = [b1; ones(2,S)];

m = translation(m0,t);

end
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function m = translation(b1,t);

m1 = t * b1;

m = m1(1:2,:);

end

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Notice : Area303 reconstruction.

After almost a year of inactivity, weeds have grown into bushes, trash becoming a hill, and dust grown into dust bunnies. It's time for reorganization.

It's gonna be HOT! More New visual candies! More links! and most of all, more Incredibly Senseless Idiotic Moronic Ludicrous Absurdity!

The sudden increase interest in blogging among my friends reminded be of my abandon property. I totally, really, totally forgot about Area303. Ah well, I'm not those constant blogging type, or those with a lot of interesting stories to tell or funny things to tell type. It's just for fun...

Oh ya that reminds me of my old sites... Yes, sites. Yahoo! got this geocities that allows you to create from scratch, html and all. Kinda' fun to play with that time. Now I just freaking lazy to do it again.
  1. http://www.geocities.com/cmh_Ed303/
  2. http://geocities.com/snifer303/
  3. http://geocities.com/harmonic_noise/


So, plans to reconstruct Area303 have already begun!
Please give suggestions or comments!
I'll have my personal assistant Mr. Bunny here to convince you to do so.