Bye bye Miracles, ROCK ON SHAMU ROCKS!

Throughout the years,
I've slept through it
I've countdown through it
I've watch fireworks from stadiums and more places
I've watch fireworks from the TV with my family
I've celebrate it with my friends
but most of the time I'm celebrating my friends' birthday
which, unfortunately this year I was not able to
Oh ya, Happy Birthday to William and WaiSon,
even I know you guys don't read this crap site.
Why this year is different?
Because I'm going to work through the new years,
PEOPLE, it's new years eve, DON"T COME SEAWORLD
I FREAKING WANT TO WATCH SHAMU ROCKS!

Me recently like-ky de songs

New songs : Listen to this a few times, you'll start to like

Old song : didn't like it last time... don't know why

Cheap dao...

Yesterday When I was working in Shamu Stadium at night for the miracle show...
I saw this asian couple, I'm not sure where they are from but my guess is Korean
They sat in the front row and pretty much smack in the middle of the stadium
After they got the place, the girl went up and out of the stadium for an extended period of time...
I thought she was going to get ponchos for them since she was asking around where to get it
But when she got back she got like... around 6-7 big seaworld merchandise plastic bags.
To my suprise, they actually started to make holes in the bags and wear it!
The ang moh behind them was looking at them, their reaction was like don't know want to laugh at them or pity them.
This is how they look like after the whole plastic bag thingy
1 plastic bag for the torso, which they make it like a T-shirt and wore it like 1
1 plastic bag for the hip-butt, just imagine a shirt....
Cheap dao... and every miracle there's a saxophone performance which the cameras capture and put it on the big screen so everyone can see, and they are right beside the guy.
I think the saxophone guy notice them and straight away stand away from them.
=.= Oh well, at least they didn't throw the plastic bag on the ground, so I don't need to pick them up.

Oh Lan Dou

Christmas is coming
The Holiday is near
People from all around the world coming
To Seaworld Orlando
Inside the Shamu Stadium
People are squeezing in
To see the freaking show
That only last for half an hour
While the employees avoid getting wet
The audience seek to be drench
by the salt water with waste of the a dozen killer whales

I'm amazed by the people here
Cause it seems to me
that they bought the food and drinks
such as popcorn, ice cream, candy, beer and sodas
just to throw on the floor
or behind the seats

I'm dreading the days after Christmas
Which they say is going to a nightmare
As every show is going to pack
stadium pack to the brim
we have to stop people going in
without offending them
as they curse, spit, yell and !@#$*
We have to smile back and say we're sorry
I hope I can survive thru this holiday season >.<
without losing any limb and my job

Sien dao

Erm...Okay....

Today at work,
I was working at the entrance of my area,
my job was to count the people coming in and to greet them,
so normally people will seek answers from the people working there...
They'll ask
"Where's the washroom", "Where's the exit", "Where am I", " How do I..."

Today I get to heard a new question, which is totally unexpected,
"Can you ask her is she hungry?"
WTF!

These couple, angmoh guy holding hands with a chinese aunty,
who pass by me asked me "Where's the nearest place to eat"
After I answer they mai starting to walk towards the direction I mention,
then I notice they looking back at me after a few moments,
I mai approach them lo since they like confuse, I thought they don't understand my directions,
Then the angmoh ask me "Are you chinese?",
In my head "wtf, can't you see? So what if I am?", but I just answer yes and nod my head.
Then the chinese auntie started to talking to me in mandarin with these heavy china slang,
"你会国语吗?"
I was like " Erm.... 我会讲华语的"

I thought the angmoh guy and the china auntie will going to talk to each other about me....
when suddenly
"Can you ask her is she hungry?"
. . .
I literally pause for like 5-10 seconds trying to digest that question...
He was looking at me curiously, so I thought the guy was just jerking me around...
So I ask her anyways, " 他问你你的肚子饿吗?"
she answered " 不饿"
I mai tell the guy " She says she's not hungry"
The moment the guy nods, the auntie ask me "你问他的肚子饿吗?"
Lolz, I mindlessly ask the guy and he also answer no and I told he auntie in Mandarin.
Then they started to hold back each others hands and walk towards the restaurants...

They're gone, so I went back to my post....
Standing there, digesting what just happen...
A few minutes later... CLICK~! WHAT THE FUCK!....
They are holding hands and they need other people to ask each other whether the other hungry or not...SHIT! FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!
I was standing there laughing, and the people around me thought I was crazy...
That really made my day, no no no, that can last me for the whole week...

Haha, that's what you get when your a chinese guy who speaks mandarin, cantonese, and english working in a tourism attraction in US... too bad I can't speak korean and japanese >.<